Thursday, September 06, 2007
♥ 9/06/2007 05:31:00 PM
hmmm...actually today i was supposed to play
bball with sing and
mabel but i was too tired so i spent my time sleeping until 12 plus...hehe...it's counted early
le cos since the start of my holiday i always wake up only at 1 plus or even later...haha...btw is it summer now cos i heard many people talking about summer...anyway it doesn't matter to me as seems to me that it's summer almost all year long in
singapore...real hot...haha...talking
abt the hottness...hmmm...dunno since when it started but i just tend to hate the feeling of me sweating now...maybe it's
becos i have not be doing much exercise ever since i graduate or since the time i stopped playing
bball due to the 'O's...haha...anyway i have a joke to share here...
hehe...
usually everyone who has a dog, either calls him rover or some suck name . i called mine sex . well sex is a very
embarrassing name . one day i took sex for a walk and he ran away from me . i spend hours looking for that dog . a policeman came along and he asked me what i was doing in an alley at 4a.m in the morning, i said " i am looking for sex"
One day i went to the town hall to get a license for sex . the clerk asked me what i wanted . i told him i wanted a license for sex . he said he would like one too . when i said " but this is a dog " he said he didn't care what she looked like, then i said, "you
don't understand,
I've had sex since i was 2 years old " he replied " you must have been a strong boy"
when i decided to get married, i told the minister that i wanted to have sex at the wedding . he told me to wait until after the ceremony . i said " but sex has played a big part in my life ", and my whole lifestyle revolves around sex" . he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and he would not marry us in his church . i told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having sex
My wife and i took the dog along with us on the honeymoon . when i checked into the motel, i told the clerk that i wanted a room for my
wife and i, and a special room for sex . the clerk said that every room in the motel is for sex . then i said," you
don't understand sex keeps me awake at night" and the clerk said, "ME TOO"
when my wife and i separated, we went to court to fight for custody of our dog, i said, "your honour, i had sex before i was married " and the judge said, "ME TOO"
well, now
I've been thrown in jail, been divorced, and had more damned trouble with that dog than i ever bargained for . why, just the other day i went for my session with the psychiatrist, she asked, " what seems to be the trouble?", i replied, " well, sex had died and my left my life. it's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."
the doctor looked at me and said," mister, you and i both know that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog."
and that the end of the joke...
